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Monday, April 5, 2010

When I get old..............

Already told my family I do not want to go to a nursing home but if they put me there..............
          I will be one of those patients who..........................
                      Lick my false teeth at the table after a meal in front of everybody else tring to eat
                      hit the call bell every 5 mins and dont want anything
                      you better make my bed as soon as i get out of it or else
                       need to go to the bathroom every 5 mins and do nothing
                       talk to u about when i was younger never ending stories
                        piss my bed so u will have to change it
                        scream for people who arent there and will never b
                         weigh 500 pounds so u cant roll me or get me up but you r expected to by your employer
                         dont talk to u so you have to guess at what i want
                          need water every 2 mins
                          cant see even if i can to feed myself so u will have to feed me
So note to my family u better not send me to that place or I will make it Hell on everybody...................

STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. What is up with telamarketers? If you call my house 3 times and I ignore u PLEASE do not call a 4th time cause by then you are gonna get your ass chewed......................................................
2. People who follow you way to close on the road better have good insurance cause i'm just looking for the right time to slam on my breaks........................
3. Why do we pay personal property tax on shit we make make payments on every month..............
4. To the people who make stupid comments..............
                       like..............
                                 You scare me
                                  You need to be in theropy
                                   you need Anger mangement classes
You know what if you didnt deserve for me to act the way I do towards you I wouldnt maybe you need to look at the STUPID things you say to make me act the way I do cause If you werent so STUPID u would b my friend and i wouldnt come off as such a BITCH...............................

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Cyber slap

The rason I called this cyber slap is because if i did it in real life I would b in real TROUBLE........................

Why is it the harder I try the worse my daughter and Husband treat me.......................................


Its Easter right was gonna buy my Daughter a Easter outfit something she could wear to church but also wear ever day she was up with that till it interfeared with her FRIEND TIME and I went on my 30 min lunch break to find her something she was such a smart ass when I ask her I even sent her pictures via cell phone to see if she liked it......She did but i ask Whay size texted back she has no idea excuse me do you wear clothes everyday so what size do you wear her reply was uhh............... Ok i had 30 mins ..............

Slap the crap out of her smart mouth ..........................................................glad I was away from her


Husband out with friends wanted me to come over when I got off from work of coarse I had soooo much to do tomarrow is EASTER but I said OK came home showered fixed my hair and even makeup ( usually dont do either lol) got there didnt even say u look nice hi how r u or even how was your day ( Guess he didnt want to hear me BITCH about work) anyway talked to him about 5 mins about what he had done all day and he was off with his friends leaving me with the rest of them to make conversation about WTF I have no idea would of been a great time to get drunk then I would of had alot to talk about lol came home and now he has gone back without me not even sure what to think about that but I am glad to be home and Blogging.

Another Slap the holy shit out of him ..........................................
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