Already told my family I do not want to go to a nursing home but if they put me there..............
I will be one of those patients who..........................
Lick my false teeth at the table after a meal in front of everybody else tring to eat
hit the call bell every 5 mins and dont want anything
you better make my bed as soon as i get out of it or else
need to go to the bathroom every 5 mins and do nothing
talk to u about when i was younger never ending stories
piss my bed so u will have to change it
scream for people who arent there and will never b
weigh 500 pounds so u cant roll me or get me up but you r expected to by your employer
dont talk to u so you have to guess at what i want
need water every 2 mins
cant see even if i can to feed myself so u will have to feed me
So note to my family u better not send me to that place or I will make it Hell on everybody...................
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9 years ago
2 comments:
hmmm i am first going to be one of those family memebers...you know where everyone goes oh shit her comes the daughter...go make sure she is changed and out of bed its almost 10 am...muahaha
omg that was funny!
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